Guitar Body Materials according to Amazon

[Greg McCoy]

So I was looking up guitars on Amazon to see if Jackson has made anything good recently (spoiler: they haven't)....



....and I noticed Amazons list of body materials was extremely comprehensive.

So barring some boring ones after steel, please enjoy this list of all the things you can make a guitar body out of according to Amazon.



Neoprene with a Sassafrass top is clearly the ultimate tonal combination.

[thrashinbatman]

Cast iron, huh? Sounds pretty metal.

[Greg McCoy]

Cast iron, huh? Sounds pretty metal.

I'm honestly more perplexed by "Chechen"....



You would think if someone was making guitars out of people from Chechnya they would be more discrete about it.

[Markus]

An ivory guitar might get stuck in customs.

[Mike]

I'm honestly more perplexed by "Chechen"....



You would think if someone was making guitars out of people from Chechnya they would be more discrete about it.

Not if they're Russian.

[Dominic]

I'm honestly more perplexed by "Chechen"....



You would think if someone was making guitars out of Carribean rosewood they would not need to be discreet about it.

FTFY

[Dbwells]

why no balsa wood in the options?