And the winner of best eBay guitar listing goes to....

[Nick large member Find all posts View Profile Close Nick]

This guy

Bravo

*Potential nsfw*

https://www.ebay.com/itm/23367257881...UAAOSwLVZVkrVY

[Randy A Corpse Without Soul Find all posts View Profile Close Randy]

Rare indeed

[playstopause President RHLC© Est. 2006 Find all posts View Profile Close playstopause]

Nice butt... ugh neck! I meant neck.

[Shawn ESP • Ibanez Find all posts View Profile Close Shawn]

I guess that's one way to sell it fast. Girl not included though.

[Adam Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Adam]

[Chris Adminishredder Find all posts View Profile Close Chris]

Needs a banana for scale.

[schreckmusic 66 Find all posts View Profile Close schreckmusic]

What guitar??

[desertdweller Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close desertdweller]

Of course this listing is in Florida.

[Markus Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Markus]

Needs a banana for scale.

No trem, so no need for bananas.

[RevDrucifer Anal Kazoo Virtuoso Find all posts View Profile Close RevDrucifer]

Of course this listing is in Florida.

When I first opened it my immediate thought was "Holy shit, is that ********?!", then noticed it's in Boynton Beach, which is 15 minutes north fo me. I clicked through a few pics and I honestly can't tell if it's someone I know or not. She's definitely the type to do this, but she's also the type that would smash the guitar in a thousand pieces for no reason after about 2 hours of drinking. She's the ex-wife of the singer I replaced in a band 8 years ago and she's a fucking lunatic. I shot her a text and asked if the guy taking pics disinfected the guitar after. I'm really curious to see if this is her or not.

[desertdweller Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close desertdweller]

When I first opened it my immediate thought was "Holy shit, is that Carrie?!", then noticed it's in Boynton Beach, which is 15 minutes north fo me. I clicked through a few pics and I honestly can't tell if it's someone I know or not. She's definitely the type to do this, but she's also the type that would smash the guitar in a thousand pieces for no reason after about 2 hours of drinking. She's the ex-wife of the singer I replaced in a band 8 years ago and she's a fucking lunatic. I shot her a text and asked if the guy taking pics disinfected the guitar after. I'm really curious to see if this is her or not.

Ha holy shit, yeah keep us in the loop, that's funny.

[Nick large member Find all posts View Profile Close Nick]

I think we need more of this. Do I want some fat neckbearded guy telling me about guitars or do I just want a brief description of spec and pics like this...the answer os obvious.

[desertdweller Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close desertdweller]

I think we need more of this. Do I want some fat neckbearded guy telling me about guitars or do I just want a brief description of spec and pics like this...the answer os obvious.

What do you have against Fluff? He seems like a good dude

[Nick large member Find all posts View Profile Close Nick]

What do you have against Fluff? He seems like a good dude

[Mattayus Sir Groove-A-Lot Find all posts View Profile Close Mattayus]

I'd want at least a grand knocking off that for all the fucking fingerprints she's putting all over it.

[RevDrucifer Anal Kazoo Virtuoso Find all posts View Profile Close RevDrucifer]

Ha holy shit, yeah keep us in the loop, that's funny.

And no, I’m not taking her up on that. If I were in my early 20’s I probably would have ran to her house. There’s no way I’d get in and out of that situation without some kind of crazy coming my way and I’m all set with that. This is exactly why I’m avoiding alcohol right now.

[Mattayus Sir Groove-A-Lot Find all posts View Profile Close Mattayus]

Someone's thirsty.
Never stick your dick in crazy.

[Dominic See bio. Find all posts View Profile Close Dominic]

And no, I’m not taking her up on that. If I were in my early 20’s I probably would have ran to her house. There’s no way I’d get in and out of that situation without some kind of crazy coming my way and I’m all set with that. This is exactly why I’m avoiding alcohol right now.

[Nick large member Find all posts View Profile Close Nick]

Such thirst

[RevDrucifer Anal Kazoo Virtuoso Find all posts View Profile Close RevDrucifer]

Yeah, something went wrong with that woman’s childhood. She has all the traits of someone dealing with undiagnosed bi-polar disorder and she’s a heavy drinker, which just makes it worse. I won’t go down the whole history, but her ex-husband had a major problem with me when I replaced him and even after I left that band there was animosity there. It wasn’t until they got divorced that I ran into him at a concert and he apologized for being such a dick to me for no reason, we’ve been cool ever since. For that alone, even if she weren’t batshit crazy, I wouldn’t touch her. He’d probably laugh more than anything but that’s a boundary I don’t cross.

That said, South Florida is full of thirsty humans like this, male and female. This is not the first text exactly like this, nearly word for word, that I’ve received since word spread in my social circle. I won’t even lie about the fact that some of those texts provided some comfort after having my self-worth smashed into the ground, but I’m really avoiding the promiscuity route this time around because in the past, it’s gotten out of control. I’m monk’ing my way through this one.

[DonBot Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close DonBot]

Holy shit!

[Chris Adminishredder Find all posts View Profile Close Chris]

I dunno man, I think you should double wrap it and hit it. Nothing gets you over the last one like the next one.

[RevDrucifer Anal Kazoo Virtuoso Find all posts View Profile Close RevDrucifer]

I dunno man, I think you should double wrap it and hit it. Nothing gets you over the last one like the next one.

Between her not leaving me alone and my friends telling me to go for it, I’m running off about an hour and a half of sleep right now, but walked in my office doing this-

[jacksonplayer Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close jacksonplayer]

What's a little more crazy in your life, right?

[Nick large member Find all posts View Profile Close Nick]

Just get a lockbox for your guitars so she can't smash them to dust