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Originally posted by noodles View PostWhat the fuck, this actually a real game?
Nothing can top "Black Ball" from the Virtual Pool '98 soundtrack. The hardest rocking song ever commissioned for a video game. The combo of the out of place funk bass and the ridiculous hard rocking late 80s glam vocals cannot be topped. I don't know how that vocalist managed that much passion talking about a videogame about pool. It even modulates up at the end, as all songs should.
Lyrics:
She's gonna break you
She's playin' rough
She's gonna run you down
And watch you drop
You can hold your ground
Till she makes her move
But when she rolls in
Ain't nothin' you can do
Don't look now but you're headed for a fall
No need to tell ya you ain't got long to stall
[Chorus] Black Ball Up against the rail
Black Ball She's layin' your trail
Black Ball You can fight tooth n nail
Black Ball But you're destined to fail
She looks so pure Dressed all in white
Might make you think You could win this fight
But she's got an itch That she ain't gonna scratch
And all she wants now Is send you back to the rack
Don't look now but she's making her call
One shot away from taking it all
[Chorus]
[Guitar solo]
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Originally posted by Greg McCoy View PostAlso, the dude may look SRV-ish, but it's more George Lynch Dokken-ish. Although the first bit of the intro riff is pretty much directly lifted from Two Minutes To Midnight."Slow Hand"
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Originally posted by Mike View Post
This is better than some actual hair metal.
I learned from the comments section he also did this legendary one off joke.
The intro vocals up to and including the ridiculous stock "epic 80s tom fill" could be any legitimate hit.
THE WINNER TAKES ALL
IT'S THE THRILL OF ONE MORE KILL
THE LAST ONE TO FALL
WILL NEVER SACRIFICE THEIR WILL
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Originally posted by thrashinbatman View Postthat black ball song is way better than it has any right to be.
”Yes sir, I um, found a guy...”
The boardroom door gets kicked open and a coked up Dr. Rockso looking guy flies in and slides across the floor on his knees with a Kramer strapped on his back “Awwwww yeah-yuh! Are you guys ready to rock!?!? I c-c-c-can’t hear yoooou! I said...are you...ready to rock!!!”
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Originally posted by d8200 View Post
Imagine the meeting that led up to that. “Johnson, how’s the search for music talent coming along? Remember, we just need a simple rock song. This is a video game about shooting pool for god’s sake, I mean, am I right?” (Everyone chuckles)
”Yes sir, I um, found a guy...”
The boardroom door gets kicked open and a coked up Dr. Rockso looking guy flies in and slides across the floor on his knees with a Kramer strapped on his back “Awwwww yeah-yuh! Are you guys ready to rock!?!? I c-c-c-can’t hear yoooou! I said...are you...ready to rock!!!”
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Originally posted by d8200 View Post
Imagine the meeting that led up to that. “Johnson, how’s the search for music talent coming along? Remember, we just need a simple rock song. This is a video game about shooting pool for god’s sake, I mean, am I right?” (Everyone chuckles)
”Yes sir, I um, found a guy...”
The boardroom door gets kicked open and a coked up Dr. Rockso looking guy flies in and slides across the floor on his knees with a Kramer strapped on his back “Awwwww yeah-yuh! Are you guys ready to rock!?!? I c-c-c-can’t hear yoooou! I said...are you...ready to rock!!!”
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Originally posted by d8200 View Post
Imagine the meeting that led up to that. “Johnson, how’s the search for music talent coming along? Remember, we just need a simple rock song. This is a video game about shooting pool for god’s sake, I mean, am I right?” (Everyone chuckles)
”Yes sir, I um, found a guy...”
The boardroom door gets kicked open and a coked up Dr. Rockso looking guy flies in and slides across the floor on his knees with a Kramer strapped on his back “Awwwww yeah-yuh! Are you guys ready to rock!?!? I c-c-c-can’t hear yoooou! I said...are you...ready to rock!!!”It's the most "hard rock" one though.
This was from the FMV era of video gaming. If you weren't going to blow a large portion of your budget on getting famous actors for your FMV scenes, obviously you had to splurge on the soundtrack.
Interstate '76 had a costly supergroup formed just for its soundtrack. Brian Mantia is on it, don't know who else, but it's all known guys.
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