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    This explains a LOT (thank you Ibanez for clarifying!)

    Got a fresh, 2021 copy of the Ibanez "maintenance manual" for guitar and bass with my new SR305e.

    In reading all these, I couldn't help but think of the new generation of guitar heroes, like this guy:



    Nothing says rock & roll like this poster child for the "new breed" of players who are probably directly responsible for these warnings:




    This next one is aimed at those who buy their first ever stringed instrument from Guitar Center:



    Let the hate (for Floyd Rose) flow through you!



    And, in case you suffer brain death prior to dreaming of a life as a Youtube Rock Star:



    Thank you Ibanez, for making the rock & metal music world safer than it was ever meant to be...





    Don't expect much, it's not like I'm a Rocket Surgeon...

    #2
    Somewhere out there, a lawyer got paid to advise on all that stuff...

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      #3
      Originally posted by jacksonplayer View Post
      Somewhere out there, a lawyer got paid to advise on all that stuff...
      And, most likely started by defending Ibanez from a lawsuit on the topic...
      Don't expect much, it's not like I'm a Rocket Surgeon...

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          #5
          Playing guitar, an extreme sport.

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            its important we have these things clarified...
            O K T H E N

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              Just imagine the warnings BC Rich has to put out there...
              Don't expect much, it's not like I'm a Rocket Surgeon...

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                #8
                Originally posted by Iron1 View Post

                Just imagine the warnings BC Rich has to put out there...


                /thread

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Iron1 View Post

                  Just imagine the warnings BC Rich has to put out there...
                  "Be sure to get tested for STI's frequently" ?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Budda View Post

                    "Be sure to get tested for STI's frequently" ?


                    Probably the only Manufacturer who can say "Don't buy a used one. You don't know where it's been." and use it as marketing.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Iron1 View Post

                      And, most likely started by defending Ibanez from a lawsuit on the topic...
                      I was gonna say, it reads like they're reacting to a recent lawsuit.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by beneharris View Post



                        Probably the only Manufacturer who can say "Don't buy a used one. You don't know where it's been." and use it as marketing.
                        Right??
                        Don't expect much, it's not like I'm a Rocket Surgeon...

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                          its important we have these things clarified...
                          The average age on MM.org has got so high, most of us positively yearn to have something hot approach their crotch area.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Iron1 View Post

                            This next one is aimed at those who buy their first ever stringed instrument from Guitar Center:


                            You did get your tetanus booster, didn't you?!

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                              #15
                              Do not use rusty strings...

                              As far as playing guitar with the strap loosened...I've seen that many times, back in the day where the guitar player's guitar drops to the ground during a song.

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                                #16
                                Rusty strings:

                                Rusty trombones:

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                                  #17
                                  Noob vs Guitar Center
                                  Plaintiff: When I carried my new Ibanez RGD475934734535 out of the store with the case open, the guitar hit me in the face, causing me to try and grab the rusty strings, injuring myself on the sharp string ends before crushing my hand under the tremolo system. As a result, I spilled hot coffee on my crotch.
                                  Don't expect much, it's not like I'm a Rocket Surgeon...

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