"What's wrong with music today?" (NSFW)

[Chris]

30 million views...

[Webdood]

[Chris]

Lyrics...

“Fuck Billy Ray Cyrus, I'm your daddy now
I'ma put my dick up in your ass and it ain't coming out
If you don't like what I'm saying now, I don't give a fuck
'Cause it won't change the fact that my dick is in your butt
My cocaine will make you numb
So I'ma put it in your ass with my thumb”

“ just popped a molly
Now I'm tryna fuck Miley Cyrus
I just popped a molly
Now I'm tryna fuck Miley Cyrus
I'ma put cocaine in yo ass
I'ma put my dick in yo ass
I'ma put cocaine in yo ass
I'ma put my dick in yo ass”

He has 750k subscribers on youtube. Angel has 187k.

[Ghost.]

Man, the comment section is rich.

It's amazing how much of it has really become "shock value."
Music lost its love from the people a long time ago in the mainstream. Now it's all about influencers, who supports what and yada, yada, da.
Having worked with some people in the industry and along with producers who have won Grammy's in that world (Hip-Hop/Pop), they've taught me a thing or two about it how it all works. People just don't even have a clue how they're able (Record Companies) to manipulate people into liking this music and then use those "stars" to push whatever agenda or product they have in mind. If I was able to tell you all some of these stories (I'm not able), some of you would be shocked, others not surprised.
It's all become a little more evident during Covid who are the real musicians and then those who were made into being a "Musician." A' La' Disney.

I can honestly say, most of the people I know who loved proper music learned it from their parents mostly and not the radio.

[jacksonplayer]

Florida Man got a record deal, I see.

[thrashinbatman]

my band's old singer showed us this guy on the way back from a festival, and it started an unhealthy obsession for us that lasted a few years. this man is actually a few weeks younger than i am despite looking about 10 years older than me. this dude apparently is the real deal as far as his boasts go. he's also a goddawful rapper who relies on shock value solely.

[Adam]

[bigdave]

At least if he ever goes to jail he will be happy about an abundance of ass-play

[Greg McCoy]

approaches Stitches

"Cool name man, based on those super sweet glasgow grin joker face tattoos right?

Stitches grows irate and starts jumping up and down on the hood of your car

"NAH BITCH, I'M CALLED STITCHES BECAUSE I LOVE TA EMBROIDER SHIT, WAT THE MATTER? YOU AIN'T NEVA BEEN AROUND A BROTHER INTO EMROIDERY? LOOK AT THIS DANK DECORATIVE PILLOWCASE BITCH. BROCADE. AHH YEAH. YOU SEE WAT IT SEZ HERE UNDA THIS NORMAN ROCKWELL SHIT. THAT'S RIGHT. HOME SWEET HOME. THAT'S WHERE STITCHES LIKES TO EMROIDER DECORATIVE PILLOWCASES WITH ALL THE OTHER REAL THUGS. WHAT THE MATTER, YOU AIN'T NEVER SEEN A REAL BROTHER FROM DA STREETS EXPERTLY USE A CROCHET NEEDLE LIKE DAT? DAT RIGHT. 0 TO DECORATIVE TEE COOZY IN 5 MINUTES FLAT. I AIN'T FRONTIN. (starts to rap) MY THREAD COUNT IS BIGGER THAN SOME OF THESE BROTHAS BANK ACCOUNTS. YO YO. ROLLING DOWN TO THA MALL LIKE A PIMP FOR MY NUMBER ONE HO JOANN. HEADS TURNING WHEN I WALK INTA JOANN's FABRIC AND CRAFTS. DAT RIGHT. YOU ALL BETTER RESPECT STITCHES. STRUTT UP TO THE COUNTER AND SLAP DOWN A FAT STACK OF CASH I GOT FROM THE HOMIES FOR SOME REAL DANK AND STITCHES SAY ALL NON CHALANT, "ya got my special thread in? ya'll better have my special thread in, stitches ain't in the mood for none of them games" THEY THINK IM REACHING INTA THE WASTEBAND OF THESE PANTS STITCHES HEMMED HIMSELF FOR MY NINE IRON BUT I PULL OUT MY CUSTOM SEWING THIMBLE THAT MATCHES MY GRILL AND LET EM HAVE A LOOK. GOTTA PROTECT UR FINGAS FROM THEM NEEDLES. THAT'S ALL A BROTHER HAS ON THE STREETS. THE RESPECT OF HIS FELLOW THUGS AND HIS FINGA TIPS. YOU PRICK THAT SHIT WHILE YA MACRAMEING YOSELF UP A SCARF AND YA JOINING BIGGIE AND TUPAC 6 FEET UNDER YO. THAT THE REAL SHIT. I AIN'T PLAYING. 32 INCH IN SEAM YO. NOW WHY DON'T YOU FUCK OFF SO STITCHES CAN FINISH UP HIS SET OF MATCHING POT HOLDERS"

[jacksonplayer]

That might need to go in the "Best of Garrett" collection.

[Mike]

Came for the Garrett comment. Was not disappointed.

[Shawn]

Jesus….wow.

[Megametal7]

I do like some hip hop but this is total garbage, I'm old and new music dose not resonate with me.

[scole]

[2 Live Crew has entered the chat]:

(NSFW, Duh)

[Chris]

For reference, this is what got Tipper Gore all fired up back in the PMRC days.

->Spoiler<-

I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said how'd you like to waste some time?
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind
She took me to her castle
And I just couldn't believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out and Nikki started to grind
Ohh Nikki
The castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I can't tell you what she did to me
But my body will never be the same
Her lovin' will kick your behind
Oh, she'll show you no mercy
But she'll sho'nuff sho'nuff show you how to grind
Darlin' Nikki
Ohhhh
Woke up the next morning
Nikki wasn't there
I looked all over all I found
Was a phone number on the stairs
It said thank you for a funky time
Call me up whenever you want to grind
Oh, Nikki, ohhhh
Come back Nikki, come back
Your dirty little Prince
Wanna grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind
"Hello, how are you? I'm fine. 'cause I know
That the Lord is coming soon, coming, coming soon.

[schreckmusic]

I could picture getting drunk and blasting that song! Awesome!

[Hulk Krogan]

For reference, this is what got Tipper Gore all fired up back in the PMRC days.

->Spoiler<-

I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said how'd you like to waste some time?
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind
She took me to her castle
And I just couldn't believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out and Nikki started to grind
Ohh Nikki
The castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I can't tell you what she did to me
But my body will never be the same
Her lovin' will kick your behind
Oh, she'll show you no mercy
But she'll sho'nuff sho'nuff show you how to grind
Darlin' Nikki
Ohhhh
Woke up the next morning
Nikki wasn't there
I looked all over all I found
Was a phone number on the stairs
It said thank you for a funky time
Call me up whenever you want to grind
Oh, Nikki, ohhhh
Come back Nikki, come back
Your dirty little Prince
Wanna grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind
"Hello, how are you? I'm fine. 'cause I know
That the Lord is coming soon, coming, coming soon.

I mean that's the thing, isn't it? If internet forums existed when the first Van Halen album came out, there probably would have been some dude posting the "reach between my legs and ease the seat back" bit and bemoaning that the kids didn't listen to music about holding hands at the fair like in the old days.

That said, this guy is no Van Halen, obviously.

[Chris]

I mean that's the thing, isn't it? If internet forums existed when the first Van Halen album came out, there probably would have been some dude posting the "reach between my legs and ease the seat back" bit and bemoaning that the kids didn't listen to music about holding hands at the fair like in the old days.

That said, this guy is no Van Halen, obviously.

Jesus christ man did you really go from anus cocaine dude to EVH just like that? That's quite the leap, even for us!

[DonBot]

Wow. Again, so happy my youtube suggestions are going to be influenced by yet another stellar video.

[Hulk Krogan]

Jesus christ man did you really go from anus cocaine dude to EVH just like that? That's quite the leap, even for us!

It was just the first raunchy '80's lyric that came to mind.

[Greg McCoy]

For reference, this is what got Tipper Gore all fired up back in the PMRC days.

Would you like to hear my butterfly effect theory on how Tipper Gore literally created the entirety of the modern world?

If Tipper Gore hadn't included Twisted Sister in her "Dirty (whatever number) list" she wouldn't have angered the Drag Queens.

Now who cares about angering drag queens? Fuck, where do drag queens even live? Mostly in Florida or some shit. How many drag queens do you think there are there? Like 5k tops? Not enough to change the course of world history.

BUT WAIT

Tipper Gore's husband ran for president in 2000, and would have been president if he took Florida. But he didn't. By a ridiculously small margin. A margin smaller than the number of drag queens in florida who would have voted for him if his wife didn't hate drag queen based hair metal.

NOW THE WORLD PAYS FOR TIPPER GORE VILLIFYING TWISTED SISTER.

Reminder, this is a completely airtight theory. The butterfly effect is real. WWI started because Archduke Franz Ferdinand was getting a sandwich in the wrong place at the wrong fucking time. The first domino to fall that starts the chain re-action is often ridiculous. Not even "often" but usually. The fate of the world is not shaped by great men in power who headline history books, it's shaped by sandwich makers and drag queens.

I actually told my psychiatrist this theory, since I will tell anyone my airtight "WHY THE WORLD WILL BURN IN NUCLEAR HELLFIRE BECAUSE OF TIPPER GORES IRRATIONAL HATRED OF TWISTED SISTER, THE DECISION TO VILLIFY DRAG QUEEN BASED HAIR METAL THAT SHAPED THE MODERN WORLD: A THESIS BY GREG MCCOY" theory to anyone.

And he said, "At first I was skeptical, but that's one of the most elegantly compelling arguments you have ever made. That is probably why Tipper and Al Gore are divorced now".

I can trust his opinion, he's literally paid to tell me when I am not being completely sane.

[Greg McCoy]

It was just the first raunchy '80's lyric that came to mind.

How about this much older track by the seminal BULL MOOSE JACKSON. Ostensibly about his big ten inch record.

Got me the strangest woman
Believe it, this chick's no sinch
But I really get her goin'
Then I take out my Big Ten Inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
The band that plays the blues
She just loved that Big Ten Inch
Record of her favorite blues

Last night I tried to tease her
I gave her a little pinch
But she said now stop that jivin
And get out that big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved that Big Ten Inch
Record of her favorite blues

I cover her with kisses
When we're in a lover's clinch
And when she gets all excited
She begs for my big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved that Big Ten Inch
Record of her favorite blues

My gal don't go for smokin'
And liquor just makes her flinch
Seems she just goes for nothin'
'cept for my big ten-inch"

Bull Moose Jackson, you fucking dog you.

[Chris]

That is probably why Tipper and Al Gore are divorced now".

Or maybe Al just prefers jeans and leather to cracker jack clothes.

[Hulk Krogan]

How about this much older track by the seminal BULL MOOSE JACKSON. Ostensibly about his big ten inch record.

Bull Moose Jackson, you fucking dog you.

This is incredible.

[Mike]

I mean that's the thing, isn't it? If internet forums existed when the first Van Halen album came out, there probably would have been some dude posting the "reach between my legs and ease the seat back" bit and bemoaning that the kids didn't listen to music about holding hands at the fair like in the old days.

That said, this guy is no Van Halen, obviously.

That was also the 6th Van Halen album.