The Official "Terrible Fan Art of Musicians" Thread

[Greg McCoy]

Let's start with this lifelike portrait of a low level Mongolian Siege Engineer from the 16th century who has just been told his ditch digging skills will no longer be needed which is supposedly dimebag and this disturbing tribute to Dio's jawline which looks more like an uncanny rendering of a strung out wig wearing Charlie Sheen swallowing a donut whole.

[Greg McCoy]

This tribute to the brief period when Motley Crue had Alan Rickman as Professor Snape on drums is also quite good.

Although I think the artist must have had live reference models for this, and when the model for Nikki Sixx didn't show up the tattoo artist just used an eggplant wearing a wig instead. That looks more like something out of a manual on how to make balloon animals.

[Greg McCoy]

Also, even though SRV is the undisputed master of horrifying fan art, please try to keep SRV fan art to a maximum of 10% of this thread. Unless it is terrible SRV fan art I have not seen, which I must add to my expansive collection of terrible SRV fan art at once. I maintain the worlds largest private collection of low-medium low resolution jpeg images of terrible SRV fan art. It's a passion of mine.

Personal favorites include.

Cyclops era SRV



Michael Jackson with a dislocated neck SRV/Steve Buscemi in glamorous full drag SRV



Ron Perlmans Hellboy after a botched Skin bleaching operation era SRV



Sexy Quasimodo wearing a cabbage/deflated football on his head era SRV



Pedostache Johnny Depp era SRV



"I don't think these drugs are working" era SRV



SRV drawn by that one guy who restored that Jesus portait that turned into a meme



Portugese Kid Rock impersonator wearing a Big Bird costume trying to catch a flying squirrel in his mouth era SRV



SRV and the lesser known conjoined twin he had growing out of his chest who looked like a medieval monk era SRV



John Travolta as SRV era SRV



"This looks more like incredibly dehumanizing WWII propoganda for who knows what culture than SRV" era SRV



Al Capone with a thyroid problem era SRV



Honestly this one is so realistic I think it might be a photo, so if someone could verify that would be great



"THE NAME IS NEIL YOUNG, PRIVATE EYE" era SRV



"ROSIE ODONELL PLAYS DELTA BLUES" era SRV

[Dominic]

Torn between this


and this

[petereanima]

I KNEW there would be a Dimebag tattoo in this before opening the thread.

This cracks me up much harder than it should.

[7 Dying Trees]

There was somneone who has my face tattooed on his arm. It looked a bit melted and like a wookie, it was hilarious. I've been looking for it, but can't find it.

Faces should just not be tattooed on people. Like, weight loss/gain fucks them up

[Megametal7]

Those tattoos are horrible…. That is one of the reasons i dont have any….

[Greg McCoy]

I KNEW there would be a Dimebag tattoo in this before opening the thread.




This cracks me up much harder than it should.

Dimebag can't compete with SRV in terms of numbers, but obviously there is a lot of terrible Dimebag fanart/tattoos. A higher percentage is furry/brony stuff too. So Dimebag has the edge there over SRV.

YER A WIZARD HARRY



I TOLD ALL Y'ALL THE SOUTH WAS DONE GONNA RISE AGAIN



ARE YOU TALKING TA MUH



ARRRRR YA TALKIN TAAAAAAA MUUUUUUUHHHHHHH



NO WAY PUNK



WALK ON HOME BOY



WHAT YA MEAN THE SOUTH AIN'T GONNA RISE AGAIN (the texturing on the mustache is pretty good here, even if if looks more like he has glued wheat/animal tails to his face)



This is that little girl from that japanese horror movie that lives in a cursed VHS tape

[Randy]

Dime in the OP looks kinda like Jon Schafer

[Randy]

Torn between this

and this

Yeah fan art of chick singers is always extra dose of cringe.

[Greg McCoy]

Dime in the OP looks kinda like Jon Schafer

GOT ANY MORE OF THAT LIBERTY FOR OL JON?



There's unfortunately not as much terrible fan art of Jon Schaffer you can find because the THUGS that hijacked this country a long time ago and got rid of the gold standard and stole the 2020 election obviously censored it.

[jacksonplayer]

Let's not count Ozzy fans out of this race.

[Flexkill]

[Greg McCoy]

"Everyone knows the famous story about Ozzy biting the head off the bat, but see his upper lip in this tattoo, yeah, this is a tribute to the lesser known time he ate an entire KFC family meal."

[Megametal7]

"Everyone knows the famous story about Ozzy biting the head off the bat, but see his upper lip in this tattoo, yeah, this is a tribute to the lesser known time he ate an entire KFC family meal."

lol

thats really baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad damn, I hope it was free to get it....

[Valtteri]

[playstopause]

[Webdood]

Elvis is probably the king of bad fan art

[bigdave]

Oh the humanity.....



...first time I've felt I could properly incorperate this emoji

[Megametal7]

[jacksonplayer]

The best humor is ALWAYS unintentional.

[playstopause]

Right?

[Adam]

"Everyone knows the famous story about Ozzy biting the head off the bat, but see his upper lip in this tattoo, yeah, this is a tribute to the lesser known time he ate an entire KFC family meal."

I thought this one was ozzy back when he had herpes