Dead Nugent > Ted Nugent

[Greg McCoy]

Was there not a thread on this yet?



Sounds like Ted might be experiencing some shortness of breath, so you could say Covid has got him in a Stranglehold.

Discuss witty titles for the eventual Cat Scratch Fever themed parody.

[playstopause]

Karma is a bitch, uh?

[Überschall]

Karma is a bitch, uh?

It’s not karma, it’s basic science.

He was apparently on some talk show recently saying he had the “China” virus over and over. Fuck Ted Nugent that racist piece of shit.

[Chris]

[Greg McCoy]

It’s not karma, it’s basic science.

He was apparently on some talk show recently saying he had the “China” virus over and over. Fuck Ted Nugent that racist piece of shit.

Would a racist explain why he is allowed to use the N word in the same interview in which he defends apartheid?

Checkmate liberals.



From his landmark 1990 interview. https://www.scribd.com/doc/214489436...e-July-15-1990

Possibly the only reason it's not more widely known what a piece of shit Teddy is is because it was out in the open for a long time and no one really called him on it. So it reflects badly on an awful lot of people.

Including the federal government. He was inexplicably allowed to be associated with the D.A.R.E. program for years after giving interviews like that. Not to mention all the guitar companies he has been associated with, including Gibson and PRS.

Turns out their milquetoast lawyer guitars aren't the only reason to hate PRS. He was one of their first big endorsers, here's a PRS ad from him in his prime, fresh off the heels of some classic Ted interviews.



We all know Gibson would be stupid enough to endorse someone fresh off the heels of an interview like that, but that's some fun obscure PRS trivia.

Santana may also be another early PRS endorser who gives absurd interviews, but unless you consider lyrics like "man it's a hot one" that exist outside of time and space a hate crime, Santana's interviews are largely free of hate crimes.

[Greg McCoy]

The D.A.R.E. thing in particularly is extremely embarassing for anybody who thought that was a good idea. "That hasn't aged well." is an understatement. It's pretty common sense that there are only two reasons someone will tell you to call them "Uncle".

Reason #1: They are actually your Uncle and are reminding you.
Reason #2: They are definitely a pedophile.

So the whole "associated with D.A.R.E." thing is pretty embarrassing.

"You know who we should get to talk to kids? This guy telling people to call him Uncle Ted."

The only thing worse than someone telling you to call them Uncle who isn't actually your Uncle is someone from detroit telling you to call them Uncle.

That's all you need to know about how stupid the GOP platform is. They said, "We shouldn't count votes from Detroit". When asked why, the first words out of their mouth weren't "Because that is the city that gave us KISS and Ted Nugent.".

Total fucking idiots. They had the worlds most compelling reason to not count votes from a city with "Obviously, that is the city that gave us KISS" and instead they went with "We shouldn't count the votes because of black people".

Yes, the reason we shouldn't trust Detroit is because of the African Americans. Not the man dressed as a cat drumming a disco beat while another man wearing clown makeup croons that he was made for loving you.

[Drew]

I don't know if I'd go as far as wishing the Nuge' died of covid... but I hope the next week or so isn't terribly pleasant for him, and maybe he learns something from the experience.

Though, couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

[Greg McCoy]

I don't know if I'd go as far as wishing the Nuge' died of covid... but I hope the next week or so isn't terribly pleasant for him, and maybe he learns something from the experience.

Though, couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Obviously I haven't been wishing that Ted Nugent die of C-19.

But you know what they say about when life hands you lemons. Sometimes the merciless deserve their own brand of mercy, hiding behind "well all suffering that isn't mine is part of gods ultraconservative and suspiciously changing to suit my benefit master plan, not much I'm obligated to do".

That's basic conservative doctrine. Ted potentially kicking the bucket isn't my problem, it's all his.

[playstopause]

It’s not karma, it’s basic science.

He was apparently on some talk show recently saying he had the “China” virus over and over. Fuck Ted Nugent that racist piece of shit.

Of course it's science. I was referring to the fact that good ol' Nugent reaps what he has sown.

[Chris]

Ted

• "I'll be in jail or dead if Obama get re-elected"
• "I love underage girls"
• "I shit myself so I didn't have to go to war"
• "I chainsawed my own leg by accident trying to film an extreme Texas ranching reality show"

Nugent

(Take your pick.)

[Greg McCoy]

Ted

• "I'll be in jail or dead if Obama get re-elected"
• "I love underage girls"
• "I shit myself so I didn't have to go to war"
• "I chainsawed my own leg by accident trying to film an extreme Texas ranching reality show"

Nugent

(Take your pick.)

Well, Chris obviously isn't going to get an invitation to Ted Nugent's "Rape the Hills Pork Chop Gathering" this year if he continues to talk about Uncle Ted that way.

From the same article as his Apartheid comments.



Ted Nugent is like a character written for a TV show dismissed by the writing staff for being too unbelievable of a caricature of an over the top right wing disgusting creep. It's somewhat less funny when it is reality.

No one has to feel bad about not caring if he dies of Covid or not as far as I am concerned.

You don't have to repeat "Ted Nugent's Annual Rape the Hills Pork Chop Gathering" to yourself that many times to arrive at that conclusion.

[Chris]

Just your average day, takin' the ol Whackmobile to the Rape gathering like a normal, not at all insane, person.

[noodles]

I’ve never seen a muscle bound Bronco before.

[mpexus]

DEE SNIDER, ALEX SKOLNICK , SEBASTIAN BACH, TRACII GUNS, Others React To TED NUGENT's COVID-19 Diagnosis





https://www.blabbermouth.net/news/de...-19-diagnosis/

[thrashinbatman]

i love all those guys. except the Nuge, obviously

[jim777]

Love those Dee Snider quotes Fuck Ted Nugent, that dopey racist piece of shit

[Greg McCoy]

The Dee Snider bit is gold, purely because it raises the possibility of the headline:

"WORLD'S MOST ACCOMPLISHED DRAG QUEEN CALLS OUT PANTS SHITTING DRAFT DODGING PEDOPHILE FOR PRETENDING TO BE A TOUGH GUY."

[Blazon_Stone]

There's actually a swedish punk band called Dead Nugents.

[Soopahmahn]

Well I guess he'll be Home Bound for a while. This is what happens to Habitual Offenders. ;-)

[jacksonplayer]

The Nuge is a moderately talented musician who has fashioned a decades-long career off of being a shit-talking asshole. The more you clutch your pearls at the latest idiotic thing he said, the more satisfaction he gets from the continued attention. It's show business, people!

Ted being sober all these years is one of the best arguments for doing drugs that I know of.

Jon Schaeffer thought he could horn in on that market but was apparently too dumb to realize that it's all an act.

[Drew]

The Nuge is a moderately talented musician who has fashioned a decades-long career off of being a shit-talking asshole. The more you clutch your pearls at the latest idiotic thing he said, the more satisfaction he gets from the continued attention. It's show business, people!

Applauding karma for catching up with a Covid-denying attention-seeking shit-talking asshole is always cool though. Just6 because you tune out most of the idiotic shit he says, doesn't mean you ca't enjoy a little bit of poetic justice.

[jacksonplayer]

Applauding karma for catching up with a Covid-denying attention-seeking shit-talking asshole is always cool though. Just6 because you tune out most of the idiotic shit he says, doesn't mean you ca't enjoy a little bit of poetic justice.

I'm not a big fan of bad things happening to people--even those I disagree with.

Maybe I'm just too old to care anymore. Half the news stories out there nowadays seem to consist of "somebody said something about somebody else." That's not actual news. I really don't give a shit about what non-friends/non-family have to say on most topics. I make an exception if it's humorous.

[Greg McCoy]

The Nuge is a moderately talented musician who has fashioned a decades-long career off of being a shit-talking asshole. The more you clutch your pearls at the latest idiotic thing he said, the more satisfaction he gets from the continued attention. It's show business, people!

Ted being sober all these years is one of the best arguments for doing drugs that I know of.

Jon Schaeffer thought he could horn in on that market but was apparently too dumb to realize that it's all an act.

Ted will survive. I think it might be clutching pearls to say anyone seriously thought he could die from Covid-19. He might be inflating the health benefits of wandering around the woods in a loincloth killing deer and eating handfuls of tree bark, but he's extremely physically healthy for his age.

Eating tree bark directly and taking the daily anti-coagulants or blood thinners or whatever recommended for your age group are pretty much the same thing.

Aspirin is just ultra refined willow bark for people who don't have time to eat willows themselves. That's seriously how it was invented. Ted is doing most of the recommended health things for his age group, he's just an idiot taking the long "4000 B.C." way around.

All the stuff that people think is unnatural plots by big pharma are just refined versions of stuff in the natural world. Medicine doesn't just come out of nowhere. Mankind can't make something from nothing. Pills are just more efficient versions of stuff crushed in mortars and pestles hundreds of years ago. Ted has probably had the equivalent of the Coronavirus cure floating around in his bloodstream the whole time.

The most valuable commodities in the biomedical industry are things like horseshoe crab blood. Which we unfortunately don't have a thread for on this site yet.

Ted's main hobby that isn't triggering the libs is drinking the blood and eating the livers of animals he's slain and eating tree bark. Modern medicine is just more efficient versions of all the weird shamanic witch doctor shit Ted is into. Ted probably eats the ingredients of the vaccine on a daily basis.



That's not an exaggeration either. Horseshoe crab blood is highly valuable because it is used in vaccine development.

[Greg McCoy]

Besides, this coronavirus spread to humans from eating the meat of animals infected by it. Possibly aided by a top secret Chinese Government Lab depending on if you believe the GOP or not.

If Ted were going to die from something that can spread to humans from eating the meat of animals he would have been dead for decades now. He probably eats Covid-19 for breakfast every morning.

Ted "Thinks cooking game meat is for pussies and 'salmonella' is just another word for a 'little extra zest ' " Nugent will probably pull unfortunately pull through.

There are many things that are threats to Ted Nugent's lifestyle, the idea of compassion, age appropriate love interests, and common sense to name a few, unfortunately "bacteria from animal meat of dubious origin" is not amongst them.

[Ghost.]

This is the wildest thread I've read in some time.

I'm overstimulated. The blue blood is "sending it" if I've ever seen it.