take me with you, anywhere......even on your pedalboard!

[Jeff]

I've heard your cries. You've been heard. Your prayers are answered.

https://www.premierguitar.com/news/fomofx-virtual-jeff-pro

[Hulk Krogan]

I guess a box that automatically processes my Sweetwater returns would be kind of cool, but why would I want to mount it on my guitar or pedalboard?

[Mike]

I guess a box that automatically processes my Sweetwater returns would be kind of cool, but why would I want to mount it on my guitar or pedalboard?

/thread.

[Jeff]

/thread.

Yeah no shit.

[Josh]

Does the Virtual Jeff Standard only return some things?

[Jeff]

Does the Virtual Jeff Standard only return some things?

No, you can’t return anything, but you can sell it at a loss in 3 months.

[Jeff]

This thread has already exceeded my expectations

[Chris]

I guess a box that automatically processes my Sweetwater returns would be kind of cool, but why would I want to mount it on my guitar or pedalboard?

God damn.

[Chris]

This thing is pretty cool, btw. :jeff:

$500 however is a wee steep for a pitch shifter.

[Jeff]

This thing is pretty cool, btw. :jeff:

$500 however is a wee steep for a pitch shifter.

It is, yeah. I don't really think it'll take off, unless people decide other pitch shifters are really that big of a deal to operate with your foot.

[Randy]

Does the Virtual Jeff Standard only return some things?

Can confirm this thing returns... to zero every time. huehuehue

[Jeff]

Max and I were discussing the Art of the Return this morning on Discord (sign up if you haven’t already,
you fuckers) and I was saying that basically there’s a satisfying dopamine hit both when you actually return the item, and then again when the money goes back into your account. AAAAHHHHH refreshing.

[Randy]

Max and I were discussing the Art of the Return this morning on Discord (sign up if you haven’t already,
you fuckers) and I was saying that basically there’s a satisfying dopamine hit both when you actually return the item, and then again when the money goes back into your account. AAAAHHHHH refreshing.

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[desertdweller]

This thing is pretty cool, btw. :jeff:

$500 however is a wee steep for a pitch shifter.

I still feel GAS for an Eventide GTR 4000. They’re still so hella expensive though.